1. On a scale of 1-5, how closely do you follow social gossip (think Page 6, or Gawker)?
2. On a scale of 1-5, how frequently do you purchase clothing strictly based on designer label?
3. On a scale of 1-5, how frequently do you watch The Simple Life?
4. On a scale of 1-5, how often do you eat at Carl's, Jr.?
5. Let's pretend for a moment that you've worked the phrase "that's hot" into your common vernacular – on a scale of 1-5, how frequently do you use this phrase? If you're not familiar with the usage of the phrase, skip the question.
6. You currently carry a credit card debt of:
The previous six questions were about you personally. The following five questions will deal with your current opinion about possible future events. And folks... answer honestly (remember - it's anonymous).
1 being never/not at all and 5 being always/very
7. On a scale of 1-5, how likely are you to attend a VIP event within the next 10 years?
7a. On a scale of 1-5, how likely are you to want to attend a VIP event in the next 10 years?
8. On a scale of 1-5, how likely are you to marry based on financial stability in order to maintain or improve the lifestyle that you currently live (be honest)?
9. On a scale of 1-5, how likely do you see yourself to be influenced (fashion wise) by television, movies, and mainstream media in years to come regardless of possible cost inflation and faltering wages?
10. On a scale of 1-5, where do you think Paris Hilton currently places on a scale of global relevance (socially or otherwise)?
Next, in order to see if you've been completely brainwashed (and to gauge your level of idiocy), I will ask that you answer these next two questions.
11. Tinkerbell is:
12. Dick Cheney is:
Please rate the following based on their global relevance currently and the potential they have to maintain that relevance over the next 20 years.